1 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,140 Your Honor, these men should receive their maximum punishment. 2 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:31,560 Their guilt is proved by the evidence and by their evasive attitude. 3 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:33,020 Just look at them. 4 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:37,740 Remember, you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but 5 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:41,180 truth. Now, were you or were you not on the night of June the 13th in Mrs. 6 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,360 Throttlebottom's chicken coop? 7 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,680 Certainly not. I was in the house. What house? 8 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:46,920 The dog house. 9 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:48,980 Mr. 10 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,260 Prosecutor, you have not proved that those men were actually in that chicken 11 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:59,000 coop. Your evidence is purely circumstantial and insufficient to 12 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,600 conviction. What's he talking about? 13 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,160 Quiet. He means we ain't guilty. 14 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:03,540 Oh, boy! 15 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,920 And then the future, Officer Kelly. Don't come cluttering up this courtroom 16 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,920 flimsy charges against law -abiding citizens. 17 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:20,220 Case dismissed. 18 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:21,340 Hmm. 19 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,720 Cutie. And what a cutie. 20 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:04,280 Now go get me a freckled trout. 21 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,380 Oh, 22 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:16,840 a carp, eh? 23 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:21,620 Pushing people, huh? 24 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,140 You see that? 25 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,440 A cop right in the nose. Watch this one. 26 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:32,940 You see that? 27 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,040 Oh, I showed you that before. 28 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,360 But I got another one. 29 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,300 Yes, 30 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,960 sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Step right up, folks. As you can see, the little lady 31 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,020 is in this cabinet. 32 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:57,480 I shall now close the door and, crossing through the other cabinet, I shall fire 33 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,480 the magic gun. 34 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,640 lady seems to have picked up a boyfriend on the way. Well, I'll take him away 35 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,640 from her. 36 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:21,560 Again, firing the magic shot. 37 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:07,999 of suffocated? 38 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,100 Put some tape on it. 39 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,740 We forgot the tape. 40 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,900 Well, we had to forget something or we wouldn't be plumbers. 41 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,960 Go on, find something and wrap around it. 42 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,760 Hey, look. 43 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:23,540 A straitjacket. 44 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:26,780 Where did you get that? 45 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,080 Found it in the trunk. 46 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,240 Oh. Well, get it up there. 47 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:38,420 Perfect 36. 48 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,060 Hook it up. 49 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,520 What do you do with these? 50 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,200 You swing on them, you know. 51 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,339 I do. 52 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,340 Don't you? 53 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,720 Anybody at home? 54 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,480 I say there. 55 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh, you've got enough already. 56 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,920 I beg your pardon. 57 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:08,129 Why? What'd you do? 58 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:09,130 I'm taking a bath. 59 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,169 Taking a bath? 60 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:11,029 A bath. 61 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,590 Bath? Bath? Bath? You've got to get out of here. I'm going to shut off this 62 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:14,950 water. Now get going. 63 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:05,990 Here, don't shut that water off. 64 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:11,290 Hey, I saw a guy shut the water off once in the front yard. When I want your 65 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,290 advice, I'll ask for it. 66 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:14,450 Hey, go out in the front yard and shut the water off. 67 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:46,730 misbeated. Put that sod back where it belongs. 68 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:54,530 Who said you need branch to be a plumber? 69 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,640 Get another piece of pipe. I resent that. 70 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,200 What are you going to do about it? Get another piece of pipe. 71 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,980 If it wasn't for me, where would we be? 72 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,520 I'll find this thing or else. 73 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:36,880 Now, friends, I know you'll enjoy a demonstration of my new television 74 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:41,880 You not only hear the broadcast, but you actually see it on this screen. 75 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:50,480 This is station WX21 making a television broadcast direct from Niagara Falls. 76 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,480 Are you ready, Niagara Falls? 77 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,320 Let her go. 78 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:11,820 the plumbers, madam, and they're wrecking the house. Oh, I'll put a stop 79 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:12,820 that. 80 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,220 I'll call Mr. Casey. 81 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,800 Give me... 82 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,280 I'll take my guests to the garden. 83 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,620 Don't mind me. I'm only the plumber. 84 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,120 That thing's dangerous. 85 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,340 What's going on here? It's the plumber, sir. And they completely wrecked the 86 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,600 bathroom. They have? 87 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,110 You said it. 88 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,550 Go up and collect for the job. 89 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,790 What do we got coming? 90 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,270 Just look at this place. 91 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,690 Who is that? 92 00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,090 What's the matter with you? 93 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:26,130 Why, you dummy, you ruined our whole day's work. 94 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:27,850 The Jets! 95 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:32,290 My treat for the afternoon. 96 00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,750 Professor Bilbo, the great magician.